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Squatch Nation News: April 16th, 2019

Court Rules The Middle Finger Is Constitutionally Protected

That’s right, Squatch Nation, let those birds fly free. A federal appeals court says a Michigan woman’s constitutional rights were violated when she was handed a speeding ticket after giving the finger to a suburban Detroit police officer.

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The Burp Heard Round the World

A man in Vienna was recently given a $77 fine for belching with great force in a public area. Edin Mehic was fined by Vienna police for an excessively loud burp after housing an extra spicy kebab. This is not the news we need, but it is the news we deserve.

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Man Fends Off Coyote With Coffee Mug

A Florida man was out on a typical stroll with his dog when he was confronted by an excessively aggressive coyote. When the coyote went for his dog, Ben Pool was able to get the two animals apart…but then the coyote turned to him. In an effort to save his dog and his own life, Pool began hitting the crazed animal on the head with his coffee mug, which eventually destabilized the coyote enough for him to get himself and dog back into his truck to safety.

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How To Layer Scents

Grooming & Personal Care

Smelling great takes a little effort, but layering fragrances? That’s black belt-level scent skill. If this is the first time you’ve thought about ...

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The Top 5 Horror Movie Villains Of All Time

Squatch Men: Lifestyle

Nothing says "relaxation" quite like screaming at the TV and questioning all your life choices after hearing a creak from the bathroom. But let’s b...

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Wipe Wars: Back to front or front to back?

Grooming & Personal Care Man Stuff

When it comes to personal grooming, we’ve all got our routines. We’ve got our shaving rituals, our beard grooming techniques, and that go-to “gonna...

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Real Soap, Real Deal: Why Our Body Wash Is Better

Grooming & Personal Care

You know the line by now…”you’re not a dish, you’re a man!” We’re here to tell you that you’re worthy of a better wash and we’re changing the way y...

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