09:44 Squatch Men: Lifestyle

The 5 Best Halo Weapons of All Time

From utilitarian perfection to futuristic evil genius, the sheer variety and imagination of the weaponry in Halo is awesomely mind-boggling, and as one of the most iconic and influential games of all time, there are no shortage of legendary ways to dispatch your enemies. So suit up Squatch Spartans, it’s time to choose your weapon.

Sniper Rifle - In the right hands, the sniper rifle is the most deadly weapon in the Halo arsenal and an absolute game-changer in multiplayer matches.

Energy Sword - One of Halo’s most iconic weapons, this close quarters savage first debuted in the original Halo and is as effective at turning Covenant into sushi as it is cool-looking.

Plasma Grenades - Both devastating and hilarious, these “sticky” grenades can be attached to anything, from enemies to vehicles to fellow players.

Shotgun - The short-range MVP, a properly used shotgun is absolutely devastating and perfect for those sneaky SOBs who love a good up close-range kill.

Gravity Hammer - A beast both to wield and in terms of damage output, the Gravity Hammer is a one-way ticket to Killtown when used properly.

Honorable Mention:
The Needler - Fun, ridiculous, and wildly inconsistent in power depending on which game you’re playing, this weird alien weapon fires pink explosive crystals and runs the gamut from deadly to useless.

Ready to slay your stink Spartan, style? Take your whole routine up to infinite with Spartan Scrub and Shield!



The Top 5 Horror Movie Villains Of All Time

Squatch Men: Lifestyle

Nothing says "relaxation" quite like screaming at the TV and questioning all your life choices after hearing a creak from the bathroom. But let’s b...

Read More

Wipe Wars: Back to front or front to back?

Grooming & Personal Care Man Stuff

When it comes to personal grooming, we’ve all got our routines. We’ve got our shaving rituals, our beard grooming techniques, and that go-to “gonna...

Read More

Real Soap, Real Deal: Why Our Body Wash Is Better

Grooming & Personal Care

You know the line by now…”you’re not a dish, you’re a man!” We’re here to tell you that you’re worthy of a better wash and we’re changing the way y...

Read More

Why Whitening Your Teeth MIGHT Be A Mistake

Grooming & Personal Care Natural Living & Health

Sure, pristine white chompers might be the goal, but are those expensive whitening treatments worth it? Do harsh toothpastes actually do more harm ...

Read More

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Please note, comments must be approved before they are published.